Donald Trump is an American businessman, politician, television personality—and bona fide steak god. And now you can eat the same mouth-watering steaks as he does! For a limited time only, AHA is exclusively carrying Trump Steaks. These red-blooded, all-American cows are specially bred to be the best in the world—boasting fur as lush and silky as The Donald’s hair, and meat as red as the Republican Party. “When it comes to great steaks, I’ve just raised the stakes!” says Trump.
from Mar-a-Lago, FL
These are going to be "Yuuuge"